I’ll admit it, I watch The Real Housewives on Bravo. I know, I know, it’s so much DRAMA. But it’s sooo good!
So, I thought it’d be fun to create my own Real Housewives of the Sunshine State cast. I mean, Bravo could call any day now. So, here we are:
The Real Housewives of the Sunshine State
(note: in the intro we would hold shells, or have sand run through our fingers, or wear mickey ears)
Status: Married to Joe
Children: 1 (Miles, pictured above)
Brings: the gang together.
Name: Rebecca Loveless (sister-in-law to Catie…Yes, my RHOTSS is rep’in like the Real Housewives of New Jersey (RHONJ)…all in the family)
Status: Married to Josh
Children: 3 (Gavin, India, & Kingston)
Brings: the food.
Status: Married to Jon
Children: 2 (Taylor and JD)
Brings: the style.
Name: Sarah Delgado (Cousin to us Loveless girls. My old landlord. I used to spell her name ‘Delgato’ on my rent checks, which is incorrect and means “of the cat” in Spanish)
Status: Married to Alejandro (who Lady Gaga sings about in her song “Alejandro”)
Children: 2 (Jackson and Edison)
Brings: the smarts. (nickname: GWOK, “Grand Wizard of Knowledge”)
Name: Mallory Ellis (sister to Sarah, our cousin too)
Status: Married to Darryl
Children: 1 (baby Jace)
Brings: the freshness. She’s the newest mommy of the bunch.
Name: Lindsey Kirkland (not related in any way, but she’s my friend and I would want her on the show).
Status: Married to Justin
Children: 1 (Sawyer)
Brings: the silly.
GUEST APPEARANCES: (since the following people don’t live in the Sunshine State, I would make them come and guest star)
Name: Sarah Phelan
Status: Married to Sean (my brother)
Children: 1 dog, Cooper
Brings: the party.
Status: Married to Stephen
Children: 1 (Justus)