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“And if you mention that the meatloaf is dry, I’ll scratch your eyes out.”
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“If you think this chef’s hat is over the top, honey, you should see my maid outfit!”

“Little does he know…the Mrs. likes spankings!”
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” I wonder what he’ll do when he finds out I shave my legs with his razor?”

“Smoking is believing…that my teeth will yellow and I will die of lung cancer.”

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